did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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