I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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