herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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