I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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