oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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