dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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