Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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