You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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