Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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