I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He? As in you personified your dick?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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