Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I love having hate sex.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Terrible idea I love it
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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