I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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I love having hate sex.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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