So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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