I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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