i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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