Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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