I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
dude. I can hear the air.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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