they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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