So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
it's like heaven, but drunker
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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