i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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