i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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