is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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