everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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