This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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