OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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