Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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