so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
pray to the hookup gods
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I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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