Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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