sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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