dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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