I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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