Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Michael Bay diarrhea
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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