I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i need an iv and a liver transplant
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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