I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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