Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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