I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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