i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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