You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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