is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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