i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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