It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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