she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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