I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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