I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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