Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize