so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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