I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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