He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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