Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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