fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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